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  Why alcohol is good for you !

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when
the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are
killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole,
because the general speed and health of the whole is maintained or even
improved by the regular culling of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can operate only as fast as the
slowest brain cells through which the electrical signals pass. Recent
epidemiological studies have shown that while excessive intake of alcohol
kills off brain cells, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells
first.

Thus, regular consumption of beer helps eliminate the weaker cells,
constantly making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. The result
of this in-depth study verifies and validates the causal link between all
weekend parties and job related performance. It also explains why, after a
few short years of leaving a university and getting married, most
professionals cannot keep up with the performance of the new graduates. Only
those few that stick to the strict regimen of veracious alcoholic
consumption can maintain the intellectual levels that they achieve during
their college years.

So, this is a call to arms. As our country is losing its technological
edge, we must not shudder in our homes. Get back into the bars. Quaff that
pint. Your company and country need you to be at your peak, and you
shouldn't deny yourself the career that you could have. Take life by the
bottle and be all that you can be.

SEE YOU ALL AT THE BAR!!!!!!

 

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